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S2E12 - Enter the Asylum - King of the Lost World (2005)

July 31, 2025

Once upon a time you couldn't move for gorillas in the movies and, thanks to the King Kong remake in 2005, the Asylum got on some of that sweet ape action. Ostensibly an adaptation of Arthur Conan Doyle's Lost World this horribly cheap jungle adventure features Bruce Boxleitner as the token actor you've heard of. How bad does the giant ape look? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags king kong, peter jackson, mockbuster, the asylum, david michael latt, david ramawi, bruce boxleitner, jeff denton, rhett giles, sarah lieving, pikake gardens, adventure, gorilla, primate, kaiju, christina rosenberg, amanda ward, steve railsback, leigh scott, stuart gillard, scorpions, jungle, b movie, low budget, cheap, film, tv, movie, peril, pop culture, popular culture, 2005, retro, 2000s, humour, review, analysis, podcast
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S2E11 - Enter the Asylum - Titanic 2 (2010)

July 24, 2025

The sheer brass neck of making an unauthorised sequel to Titanic is in many ways the most impressive thing about this film. Is it possible to remake one of the greatest visual spectacles in modern cinema without access to vast quantities of money? Is it possible to do it without access to a boat? All these questions and more will be answered in this week’s episode.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, james cameron, titanic, diaster movie, poseidon adventure, david michael latt, david ramawi, shane van dyke, marie westbrook, bruce davidson, brooke burns, michelle glavan, sinking, iceberg, tsunami, glaciar, mockbuster, review, hjdoom
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S2E8 - Enter the Asylum - Battle Star Wars (2020)

July 3, 2025

The Star Wars franchise is one of the most beloved pieces of intellectual property in the world, despite Disney's best efforts to run it into the ground. Can the Asylum produce something worse than The Rise of Skywalker? Listen along to find out how space opera works when you can't afford either space or opera.

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In podcast Tags david michael latt, david ramawi, james thomas, Jeremy M. Inman, Alyson Gorske, Aimee Stolte, Benedikt Sebastian, Justin Berti, Alissa Filoramo, Ross Forte, Canyon Prince, the asylum, battle star wars, mockbuster, lucasfilm, disney, leia, x-wing, darth vader, battlestar galactica, humour, review
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S2E5 - Enter the Asylum - Monster Mash (2024)

June 12, 2025

The Universal Monster movies are one of my absolute favourite things so the obvious thing to do was watch a deeply cynical attempt to cash in on their unique visual aesthetic whilst spending as little money as possible. What a glorious time to be alive.

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Tags the asylum, mockbuster, frankenstein, dracula, wolf-man, the mummy, bad movies, horror, action, gothic, cheap, michael madsen, david michael latt, rameses, bathory, michelle bauer, Jose Prendes, vampire, mad science, mary shelley, bram stoker, lon chaney jr, universal monsters, 1940s, 1930s, golden era hollywood, monster
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S2E4 - Enter the Asylum - Snakes on a Train (2006)

June 5, 2025

Snakes on a Plane was arguably 2006’s biggest disappointment, a film that promised so much more than it was able to deliver despite the presence of noted charisma haver Samuel L Jackson. Fortunately all was not lost as The Asylum bravely decided to tackle the idea of reptiles on public transport with Snakes on a Train. It’s got no budget but can it manage to deliver some slithery thrills regardless? Listen along to find out what opinions HJDoom has on the matter.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, mockbuster, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, david michael latt, asylum, retro, weird, snakes, bruja, magic, public transport, immigration, horror, schlock, exploitation, cinema, film, movie, b movie, z movie, cheap, cash in, david ramawi, julia ruiz, alby castro, lola forsberg
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S2E3 - Enter The Asylum - Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill

May 29, 2025

Zombie movies. The finest art form known to humanity or only the second finest art form known to humanity? This is one of the questions that may or may not be answered as HJDoom takes on The Asylum’s first movie produced in house and a rare foray originality (insofar as a zombie movie in 2004 could be called original). It’s certainly very cheap but is it also rubbish? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, bloody bill, william t anderson, byron werner, Jeremy Bouvet, Chelsea Jean, Denise Boutte, Gregory Bastien, David Michael Latt, zombies, cannibalism, American Civil War, horror, gore, weird, retro, pop culture, review
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