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S2E9 - Enter the Asylum - Android Cop (2014)

July 10, 2025

In 2014 there was arguably only one film less hotly anticipated than the remake of Robocop and that was the mockbuster of the remake of Robocop. Android Cop, The Asylum’s foray into the world of Robocop rip offs, a remarkable fecund genre of movie. It’s got a stacked cast by the standards of Asylum movies since it features both Michael Jai White and Charles S Dutton in key roles. But will the middling star power of the man who starred in Spawn be enough to save this movie? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags david michael latt, david ramawi, michael jai white, robocop, murphy, detroit, LA, asylum, mockbuster, action, martial arts, robot, android, cyborg, kadeem hardison, charles s dutton, randy wayne, larissa vereza, mark atkins
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S2E6 - Enter The Asylum - The Terminators (2009)

June 19, 2025

Who knew that you could avoid infringing the copyright of The Terminator by simply sticking a letter S on the end? The Asylum that’s who. This was far from their first rodeo and it’s an effort to cash in on Terminator Salvation a film that looks better in retrospect only because everything got much worse after that point. The Terminator takes the core premise of a robot uprising but adds a little of that low budget magic by relocating most of the action to a small town in the middle of nowhere. Is it any good? No. Obviously not but is it any good by the peculiar standards of Asylum movies? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags christian bale, mct, skynet, arnold schwatznegger, arnie, i'll be back, T2, terminator 2, ed furlong, mockbuster, asylum, david michael latt, paul logan, a martinez, stephen blackheart, clint browning, dustin harnish, lauren walsh, lucinda rogers, sara tomko, david ramawi, xavier x puloswski, robot, action, scieince fiction, space, gore
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S2E4 - Enter the Asylum - Snakes on a Train (2006)

June 5, 2025

Snakes on a Plane was arguably 2006’s biggest disappointment, a film that promised so much more than it was able to deliver despite the presence of noted charisma haver Samuel L Jackson. Fortunately all was not lost as The Asylum bravely decided to tackle the idea of reptiles on public transport with Snakes on a Train. It’s got no budget but can it manage to deliver some slithery thrills regardless? Listen along to find out what opinions HJDoom has on the matter.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, mockbuster, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, david michael latt, asylum, retro, weird, snakes, bruja, magic, public transport, immigration, horror, schlock, exploitation, cinema, film, movie, b movie, z movie, cheap, cash in, david ramawi, julia ruiz, alby castro, lola forsberg
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S2E2 - Enter The Asylum: H. G. Wells' War of the Worlds (2005)

May 22, 2025

Episode 2 of our deep dive into The Asylum sees us tackle the company’s first and arguably most successful mockbuster, H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds from 2005 which just so happened to come out at the same time as Spielberg’s riff on the classic novel. It’s obviously incredibly cheap but it does have H Thomas Howell in it. Will that help? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags asylum, h g wells, war of the worlds, jeff wayne, c thomas howell, david michael latt, b movie, horror, science fiction, 2005, mockbuster, spielberg, tom cruise, cheap, knock off, aliens, invasion
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S2E1 - Enter The Asylum: Scarecrow (2002)

May 15, 2025

The Asylum is perhaps the most hated movie studio in Hollywood, churning out extremely cheap movies which are usually based on an existing and more popular film. They are the undisputed masters of the mockbuster and their films are typically derided as parasitic cash ins. We’re going to find out if all that hate is deserved by watching as many Asylum movies as I can stand. We start with one of their early films from 2002, the simple tale of a bullied weirdo who turns into a murderous scarecrow for reasons that are deeply unclear.

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In podcast Tags asylum, mockbuster, horror, slasher, 2002, retro, b-movie, scarecrow, nu metal, bad movies
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