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S2E16 - Enter the Asylum - Abraham Lincoln Vs Zombies (2012)

September 18, 2025

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter was a somewhat unsuccessful film but that’s never been a barrier to The Asylum trying to cash in on someone else’s marketing budget. In this case they simply replaced the vampires with zombies and the budget with the contents of Ra child’s dressing up box. They do at least have noted character actor Bill Oberst Jr playing the lead but will that be enough to redeem this film? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, david michael latt, David Michael Latt, david ramawi, bill oberst jr, mockbuster, b-movie, review, analysis, pop culture, z-movie, zombies, history, john wilkes booth, teddy roosevelt, pat garrett, richard schenkman, karl t hirsch, jason vail, jason hughley, hannah bryan, baby norman
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S2E7 - Enter the Asylum - Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (2009)

June 26, 2025

In which HJDoom spends far too many words talking about The Asylum’s 2009 creature feature that does more or less what it says on the tin. There’s a shark. There’s an octopus. There’s no money. Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus stars Debbie Gibson, Lorenzo Lamar, Vic Chao, and Sean Lawlor. It was written and directed by Jack Perez under the pseudonym Ace Hannah.

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In podcast Tags jaws, kaiju, critter, horror, action, 90s pop, david michael latt, david ramawi, low budget, exploitation, cinema, movie, film, obscure, cult, pop culture, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, review, CGI, bad movies, trash, cheap, b-movie, z-movie
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