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S2E5 - Enter the Asylum - Monster Mash (2024)

June 12, 2025

The Universal Monster movies are one of my absolute favourite things so the obvious thing to do was watch a deeply cynical attempt to cash in on their unique visual aesthetic whilst spending as little money as possible. What a glorious time to be alive.

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Tags the asylum, mockbuster, frankenstein, dracula, wolf-man, the mummy, bad movies, horror, action, gothic, cheap, michael madsen, david michael latt, rameses, bathory, michelle bauer, Jose Prendes, vampire, mad science, mary shelley, bram stoker, lon chaney jr, universal monsters, 1940s, 1930s, golden era hollywood, monster
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S2E4 - Enter the Asylum - Snakes on a Train (2006)

June 5, 2025

Snakes on a Plane was arguably 2006’s biggest disappointment, a film that promised so much more than it was able to deliver despite the presence of noted charisma haver Samuel L Jackson. Fortunately all was not lost as The Asylum bravely decided to tackle the idea of reptiles on public transport with Snakes on a Train. It’s got no budget but can it manage to deliver some slithery thrills regardless? Listen along to find out what opinions HJDoom has on the matter.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, mockbuster, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, david michael latt, asylum, retro, weird, snakes, bruja, magic, public transport, immigration, horror, schlock, exploitation, cinema, film, movie, b movie, z movie, cheap, cash in, david ramawi, julia ruiz, alby castro, lola forsberg
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S2E3 - Enter The Asylum - Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill

May 29, 2025

Zombie movies. The finest art form known to humanity or only the second finest art form known to humanity? This is one of the questions that may or may not be answered as HJDoom takes on The Asylum’s first movie produced in house and a rare foray originality (insofar as a zombie movie in 2004 could be called original). It’s certainly very cheap but is it also rubbish? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, bloody bill, william t anderson, byron werner, Jeremy Bouvet, Chelsea Jean, Denise Boutte, Gregory Bastien, David Michael Latt, zombies, cannibalism, American Civil War, horror, gore, weird, retro, pop culture, review
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S2E2 - Enter The Asylum: H. G. Wells' War of the Worlds (2005)

May 22, 2025

Episode 2 of our deep dive into The Asylum sees us tackle the company’s first and arguably most successful mockbuster, H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds from 2005 which just so happened to come out at the same time as Spielberg’s riff on the classic novel. It’s obviously incredibly cheap but it does have H Thomas Howell in it. Will that help? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags asylum, h g wells, war of the worlds, jeff wayne, c thomas howell, david michael latt, b movie, horror, science fiction, 2005, mockbuster, spielberg, tom cruise, cheap, knock off, aliens, invasion
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S2E1 - Enter The Asylum: Scarecrow (2002)

May 15, 2025

The Asylum is perhaps the most hated movie studio in Hollywood, churning out extremely cheap movies which are usually based on an existing and more popular film. They are the undisputed masters of the mockbuster and their films are typically derided as parasitic cash ins. We’re going to find out if all that hate is deserved by watching as many Asylum movies as I can stand. We start with one of their early films from 2002, the simple tale of a bullied weirdo who turns into a murderous scarecrow for reasons that are deeply unclear.

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In podcast Tags asylum, mockbuster, horror, slasher, 2002, retro, b-movie, scarecrow, nu metal, bad movies
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Episode 4 - The Damp Man

September 7, 2023

Join HJDoom has we explore the work of a forgotten master of the weird tale, Allison V Harding. A curious and elusive figure who wrote over a short period but left behind a fascinating body of work.

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In podcast Tags horror, popular antiquarian, hjdoom, weird tales, allison v harding, the damp man, the damp man returns, the damp man again, lovecraft, howard, clark ashton smith, nostalgia, science fiction, retro, history
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