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S2E17 - Enter the Asylum - Age of Tomorrow (2014)

October 2, 2025

Edge of Tomorrow is great. A really solid high concept scifi action movie anchored by Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt’s undeniable chemistry. Age of Tomorrow, The Asylum’s mockbuster of the same movie is a little different in that it’s not high concept, there’s very little action, and the leads have the kind of chemistry you would associate with rotting vegetable matter. I can usually find something laudable about these films but this one is a bit of a struggle. Listen along to find out how The Asylum goes about filming a serious fire in a building they only have for the afternoon. Also Robert Picardo is there.

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In podcast Tags david ramawi, david michael latt, the asylum, kelly hu, james kondelik, robert picardo, anthony marks, morgan west, lane townsend, alien extinction, nick stellate, taylor coliee, scifi, action, b-movie, bad film, so bad it's good, z movie, cheap, cinema, film, director, actors, invasion, FX, CGI, terrible, low budget
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S2E12 - Enter the Asylum - King of the Lost World (2005)

July 31, 2025

Once upon a time you couldn't move for gorillas in the movies and, thanks to the King Kong remake in 2005, the Asylum got on some of that sweet ape action. Ostensibly an adaptation of Arthur Conan Doyle's Lost World this horribly cheap jungle adventure features Bruce Boxleitner as the token actor you've heard of. How bad does the giant ape look? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags king kong, peter jackson, mockbuster, the asylum, david michael latt, david ramawi, bruce boxleitner, jeff denton, rhett giles, sarah lieving, pikake gardens, adventure, gorilla, primate, kaiju, christina rosenberg, amanda ward, steve railsback, leigh scott, stuart gillard, scorpions, jungle, b movie, low budget, cheap, film, tv, movie, peril, pop culture, popular culture, 2005, retro, 2000s, humour, review, analysis, podcast
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S2E7 - Enter the Asylum - Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (2009)

June 26, 2025

In which HJDoom spends far too many words talking about The Asylum’s 2009 creature feature that does more or less what it says on the tin. There’s a shark. There’s an octopus. There’s no money. Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus stars Debbie Gibson, Lorenzo Lamar, Vic Chao, and Sean Lawlor. It was written and directed by Jack Perez under the pseudonym Ace Hannah.

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In podcast Tags jaws, kaiju, critter, horror, action, 90s pop, david michael latt, david ramawi, low budget, exploitation, cinema, movie, film, obscure, cult, pop culture, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, review, CGI, bad movies, trash, cheap, b-movie, z-movie
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S2E4 - Enter the Asylum - Snakes on a Train (2006)

June 5, 2025

Snakes on a Plane was arguably 2006’s biggest disappointment, a film that promised so much more than it was able to deliver despite the presence of noted charisma haver Samuel L Jackson. Fortunately all was not lost as The Asylum bravely decided to tackle the idea of reptiles on public transport with Snakes on a Train. It’s got no budget but can it manage to deliver some slithery thrills regardless? Listen along to find out what opinions HJDoom has on the matter.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, mockbuster, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, david michael latt, asylum, retro, weird, snakes, bruja, magic, public transport, immigration, horror, schlock, exploitation, cinema, film, movie, b movie, z movie, cheap, cash in, david ramawi, julia ruiz, alby castro, lola forsberg
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