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S2E17 - Enter the Asylum - Age of Tomorrow (2014)

October 2, 2025

Edge of Tomorrow is great. A really solid high concept scifi action movie anchored by Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt’s undeniable chemistry. Age of Tomorrow, The Asylum’s mockbuster of the same movie is a little different in that it’s not high concept, there’s very little action, and the leads have the kind of chemistry you would associate with rotting vegetable matter. I can usually find something laudable about these films but this one is a bit of a struggle. Listen along to find out how The Asylum goes about filming a serious fire in a building they only have for the afternoon. Also Robert Picardo is there.

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In podcast Tags david ramawi, david michael latt, the asylum, kelly hu, james kondelik, robert picardo, anthony marks, morgan west, lane townsend, alien extinction, nick stellate, taylor coliee, scifi, action, b-movie, bad film, so bad it's good, z movie, cheap, cinema, film, director, actors, invasion, FX, CGI, terrible, low budget
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S2E14 - Enter the Asylum - Transmorphers (2007)

August 21, 2025

It’s possible there are worse film makers out there than Michael Bay and if there are they’ve almost certainly worked for The Asylum at some point. Transmorphers is their attempt to recreate the cinematic magic of Bay’s Transformers movie, an astonishing franchise that somehow manages to be much stupidity than the Saturday morning cartoon from the 80s. How well does it work? Listen along to find out.

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Tags the asylum, david ramawi, david michael latt, leigh scott, mockbuster, b movie, griff furst, amy weber, michael wolf, eliza swenson, sarah hall, shaley scott, transformers, retro, bad movies, humour, review, analysis, scifi, action, battle, post apocalyptic, cheap, low budget, terrible
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Episode 6 - The Eye of Argon

September 22, 2023

Join HJDoom for an examination of possibly the worst (but secretly maybe the best) thing ever commited to paper, The Eye of Argon by Jim Theiss.

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In podcast Tags jim theiss, ozfan, ansible, eye of argon, argon, fanfic, conan, robert e howard, pulp, sword and sorcery, grignr, fandom, meme, joke, convention, scifi, heroic fantasy, nostalgia, 1970s, retro, pulp fiction
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