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S219 Enter the Asylum - Ape Vs Monster (2021)

October 30, 2025

Apes. Monsters. We all know them. We all love them. We all admire them. Whether it’s King Kong, Godzilla or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man it’s fair to say that everyone enjoys seeing something very large do violence to a populated area. These are exactly the kind of special effects laden movies that you might expect The Asylum to struggle with so their mockbuster of Godzilla Vs Kong definitely conjures a degree of concern. Is that concern warranted? Find out by listening along as HJDoom reviews Ape Vs Monster.

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In podcast Tags david michael latt, david ramawi, the asylum, b movie, godzilla, king kong, monsterverse, toho, showa, hesei, kaiju, eric roberts, daniel lusko, george michael phillips, arianna renee, katie sereika, mockbuster, cheap movie, so bad it's good, smash
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S2E18 Enter the Asylum - The Da Vinci Treasure (2006)

October 16, 2025

Who doesn’t love a very cheap movie based on a successful film adaptation of a wildly successful novel written by a man who writes with all the grace and flair of a malfunctioning toilet? That’s what we get with The Asylum’s The Da Vinci Treasure, a mockbuster of the 2006 adaptation of The Da Vinci Code. They may not have Tom Hanks or Paul Bettany but they do have C Thomas Howell and a depressingly brief turn from Lance Henrikson. Join us for a truly wild ride that takes in London, half of Italy, Athens very briefly, and also Afghanistan for some reason in search of treasure hidden by Leonardo Da Vinci for very unclear reasons.

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In podcast Tags mervis, david michael latt, b-movie, b movie, thriller, conspiracy, the holy grail, turin shroud, adventure, retro, review, cheap movies, bad movies, so bad it's good, awful films, rip off cinema, alexis zibolis, nicole sherwin, Peter mervis, david ramawi, secrets, hidden codes, symbology, holy grail
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S2E17 - Enter the Asylum - Age of Tomorrow (2014)

October 2, 2025

Edge of Tomorrow is great. A really solid high concept scifi action movie anchored by Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt’s undeniable chemistry. Age of Tomorrow, The Asylum’s mockbuster of the same movie is a little different in that it’s not high concept, there’s very little action, and the leads have the kind of chemistry you would associate with rotting vegetable matter. I can usually find something laudable about these films but this one is a bit of a struggle. Listen along to find out how The Asylum goes about filming a serious fire in a building they only have for the afternoon. Also Robert Picardo is there.

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In podcast Tags david ramawi, david michael latt, the asylum, kelly hu, james kondelik, robert picardo, anthony marks, morgan west, lane townsend, alien extinction, nick stellate, taylor coliee, scifi, action, b-movie, bad film, so bad it's good, z movie, cheap, cinema, film, director, actors, invasion, FX, CGI, terrible, low budget
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