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S2E7 - Enter the Asylum - Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (2009)

June 26, 2025

In which HJDoom spends far too many words talking about The Asylum’s 2009 creature feature that does more or less what it says on the tin. There’s a shark. There’s an octopus. There’s no money. Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus stars Debbie Gibson, Lorenzo Lamar, Vic Chao, and Sean Lawlor. It was written and directed by Jack Perez under the pseudonym Ace Hannah.

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In podcast Tags jaws, kaiju, critter, horror, action, 90s pop, david michael latt, david ramawi, low budget, exploitation, cinema, movie, film, obscure, cult, pop culture, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, review, CGI, bad movies, trash, cheap, b-movie, z-movie
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S2E4 - Enter the Asylum - Snakes on a Train (2006)

June 5, 2025

Snakes on a Plane was arguably 2006’s biggest disappointment, a film that promised so much more than it was able to deliver despite the presence of noted charisma haver Samuel L Jackson. Fortunately all was not lost as The Asylum bravely decided to tackle the idea of reptiles on public transport with Snakes on a Train. It’s got no budget but can it manage to deliver some slithery thrills regardless? Listen along to find out what opinions HJDoom has on the matter.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, mockbuster, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, david michael latt, asylum, retro, weird, snakes, bruja, magic, public transport, immigration, horror, schlock, exploitation, cinema, film, movie, b movie, z movie, cheap, cash in, david ramawi, julia ruiz, alby castro, lola forsberg
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