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S2E12 - Enter the Asylum - King of the Lost World (2005)

July 31, 2025

Once upon a time you couldn't move for gorillas in the movies and, thanks to the King Kong remake in 2005, the Asylum got on some of that sweet ape action. Ostensibly an adaptation of Arthur Conan Doyle's Lost World this horribly cheap jungle adventure features Bruce Boxleitner as the token actor you've heard of. How bad does the giant ape look? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags king kong, peter jackson, mockbuster, the asylum, david michael latt, david ramawi, bruce boxleitner, jeff denton, rhett giles, sarah lieving, pikake gardens, adventure, gorilla, primate, kaiju, christina rosenberg, amanda ward, steve railsback, leigh scott, stuart gillard, scorpions, jungle, b movie, low budget, cheap, film, tv, movie, peril, pop culture, popular culture, 2005, retro, 2000s, humour, review, analysis, podcast
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S2E11 - Enter the Asylum - Titanic 2 (2010)

July 24, 2025

The sheer brass neck of making an unauthorised sequel to Titanic is in many ways the most impressive thing about this film. Is it possible to remake one of the greatest visual spectacles in modern cinema without access to vast quantities of money? Is it possible to do it without access to a boat? All these questions and more will be answered in this week’s episode.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, james cameron, titanic, diaster movie, poseidon adventure, david michael latt, david ramawi, shane van dyke, marie westbrook, bruce davidson, brooke burns, michelle glavan, sinking, iceberg, tsunami, glaciar, mockbuster, review, hjdoom
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S2E8 - Enter the Asylum - Battle Star Wars (2020)

July 3, 2025

The Star Wars franchise is one of the most beloved pieces of intellectual property in the world, despite Disney's best efforts to run it into the ground. Can the Asylum produce something worse than The Rise of Skywalker? Listen along to find out how space opera works when you can't afford either space or opera.

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In podcast Tags david michael latt, david ramawi, james thomas, Jeremy M. Inman, Alyson Gorske, Aimee Stolte, Benedikt Sebastian, Justin Berti, Alissa Filoramo, Ross Forte, Canyon Prince, the asylum, battle star wars, mockbuster, lucasfilm, disney, leia, x-wing, darth vader, battlestar galactica, humour, review
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S2E7 - Enter the Asylum - Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (2009)

June 26, 2025

In which HJDoom spends far too many words talking about The Asylum’s 2009 creature feature that does more or less what it says on the tin. There’s a shark. There’s an octopus. There’s no money. Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus stars Debbie Gibson, Lorenzo Lamar, Vic Chao, and Sean Lawlor. It was written and directed by Jack Perez under the pseudonym Ace Hannah.

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In podcast Tags jaws, kaiju, critter, horror, action, 90s pop, david michael latt, david ramawi, low budget, exploitation, cinema, movie, film, obscure, cult, pop culture, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, review, CGI, bad movies, trash, cheap, b-movie, z-movie
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S2E3 - Enter The Asylum - Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill

May 29, 2025

Zombie movies. The finest art form known to humanity or only the second finest art form known to humanity? This is one of the questions that may or may not be answered as HJDoom takes on The Asylum’s first movie produced in house and a rare foray originality (insofar as a zombie movie in 2004 could be called original). It’s certainly very cheap but is it also rubbish? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags the asylum, bloody bill, william t anderson, byron werner, Jeremy Bouvet, Chelsea Jean, Denise Boutte, Gregory Bastien, David Michael Latt, zombies, cannibalism, American Civil War, horror, gore, weird, retro, pop culture, review
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