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S2E10 = Enter the Asylum - Battle for Pandora (2022)

July 17, 2025

If there’s one thing The Asylum loves it’s riffing on the work of James Cameron. Battle for Pandora, timed to coincide with the release of Avatar: The Way of Water in 2022 attempts to ride on the coattails of Cameron’s beautiful but boring science fiction epics. There’s no money for an actual epic so instead they follow a well-worn path in low budget science fiction. How well does it land? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags david michael latt, noah luke, asylum, mockbuster, avatar, tom sizemore, natalie storrs, mark ricketson, plastic martyr, kristos andrews, nadja sofi, michael scovotti, david ramawi, David Michael Latt, space, action, horror, aliens, alien, the thing
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S2E9 - Enter the Asylum - Android Cop (2014)

July 10, 2025

In 2014 there was arguably only one film less hotly anticipated than the remake of Robocop and that was the mockbuster of the remake of Robocop. Android Cop, The Asylum’s foray into the world of Robocop rip offs, a remarkable fecund genre of movie. It’s got a stacked cast by the standards of Asylum movies since it features both Michael Jai White and Charles S Dutton in key roles. But will the middling star power of the man who starred in Spawn be enough to save this movie? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags david michael latt, david ramawi, michael jai white, robocop, murphy, detroit, LA, asylum, mockbuster, action, martial arts, robot, android, cyborg, kadeem hardison, charles s dutton, randy wayne, larissa vereza, mark atkins
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S2E7 - Enter the Asylum - Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (2009)

June 26, 2025

In which HJDoom spends far too many words talking about The Asylum’s 2009 creature feature that does more or less what it says on the tin. There’s a shark. There’s an octopus. There’s no money. Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus stars Debbie Gibson, Lorenzo Lamar, Vic Chao, and Sean Lawlor. It was written and directed by Jack Perez under the pseudonym Ace Hannah.

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In podcast Tags jaws, kaiju, critter, horror, action, 90s pop, david michael latt, david ramawi, low budget, exploitation, cinema, movie, film, obscure, cult, pop culture, hjdoom, hieronymous j doom, review, CGI, bad movies, trash, cheap, b-movie, z-movie
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S2E6 - Enter The Asylum - The Terminators (2009)

June 19, 2025

Who knew that you could avoid infringing the copyright of The Terminator by simply sticking a letter S on the end? The Asylum that’s who. This was far from their first rodeo and it’s an effort to cash in on Terminator Salvation a film that looks better in retrospect only because everything got much worse after that point. The Terminator takes the core premise of a robot uprising but adds a little of that low budget magic by relocating most of the action to a small town in the middle of nowhere. Is it any good? No. Obviously not but is it any good by the peculiar standards of Asylum movies? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags christian bale, mct, skynet, arnold schwatznegger, arnie, i'll be back, T2, terminator 2, ed furlong, mockbuster, asylum, david michael latt, paul logan, a martinez, stephen blackheart, clint browning, dustin harnish, lauren walsh, lucinda rogers, sara tomko, david ramawi, xavier x puloswski, robot, action, scieince fiction, space, gore
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S2E5 - Enter the Asylum - Monster Mash (2024)

June 12, 2025

The Universal Monster movies are one of my absolute favourite things so the obvious thing to do was watch a deeply cynical attempt to cash in on their unique visual aesthetic whilst spending as little money as possible. What a glorious time to be alive.

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Tags the asylum, mockbuster, frankenstein, dracula, wolf-man, the mummy, bad movies, horror, action, gothic, cheap, michael madsen, david michael latt, rameses, bathory, michelle bauer, Jose Prendes, vampire, mad science, mary shelley, bram stoker, lon chaney jr, universal monsters, 1940s, 1930s, golden era hollywood, monster
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