Episode 75: Something To Talk About

This week's fixee has issues with a chatty colleague. How to find that sweet spot where they talk a lot less than they do now, but without anyone being brought up on murder charges? Will this special four-fixer special episode sort it right out?

Right out.

Episode 73: Afternoon delight

Our questioner this week struggles with the asymmetric horn. Not some kooky-but-truculent species of goat. If only t'were so simple.

No, they are vexed by a relationship mismatch of morning and evening friskiness.

Can we help? Why of course...

(Apologies for some auditory oddities on this week's episode. We think it's just lost souls howling through the galvanic ether, but it could also have been Roger's dodgy WiFi)

Episode 64: Bye Bye Baby

This week's questioner has a problem with the ol' internet dating. Specifically: what do you do when you're propositioned to bear the children of a friend of a friend behind their wife's back via OKCupid? Obviously everyone's been there, which is why this week's team of fixers have such good advice.

Episode 63: Meat is Murder

Back again with an intriguing mystery fixer (they themselves are the mystery, they do not fix mystery, though they could, if they chose to, which they do not). This week, our questioner has a particularly vegan family with some particularly annoying proselytisation. Our fixee would eat flesh, they would seek to end this via the medium of Facebook memes. Faced with this onslaught, can we fix it? But of course.

Some housekeeping

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If you've subscribed in Apple Podcasts, hopefully it should all update automatically for you. If you get all existing episodes downloading again then, well, sorry. RSS is not a very smart technology and they're all great shows so why not listen again? It's a fun time.

Finally, say hi to Haunted Phonograph. We'll be carrying on old shows here and trying out new ideas with a bunch of people we found waiting at the bins at the back of a closing-down Budgens. It'll be a good time!

Episode 62: Sleep

Our questioner's significant other won't just go to sleep, and it's causing a strain on everything, from relationships to endocrine systems. With all sane solutions attempted and played out, where do you turn? Why, of course, to us.

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Episode 61: Mandatory Funtimes

The mandatory fun day at work. You know the one. Only the people in marketing like it, and even then only the ones with functional knees. What to do then, about this display of forced jollity and corporate bonhomie? What to do indeed?

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