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"It's like the Avengers, but they keep saying "bum trouble"." - A fan.

We Will Fix You takes your problems and fixes them with the magical power of Google and cheap red wine.

Episode 108: The Pee Tape

February 10, 2020

Look. You don’t like it, we don’t like it, but sometimes people need help with other people and their inability to pee correctly. Just… in the right place. At all. The big porcelain bit. So yeah, here we are. Helping. With all the pee.

Tags Guided meditation, Lots and lots and lots of urine, Charles Mingus' Sturdy Pamphlet

Episode 30: It's Still Probably Just You

June 12, 2017

This week we're continuing our journey into those little peculiarities, those oddnesses that you're not sure you share with the world at large. We'll give you a strong yes or no and put you at ease, as we are wont to do.

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Tags Lots and lots and lots of urine, nude everything, Nude exercise, nude sitting, party robot, the howling void

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