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Episode 98: All Work and No Play

June 4, 2019

This week’s questioner has taken on a job that perhaps they should not. It’s giving them the right proper fear - the wobbles, the yips, all that bad stuff. It might look like there’s no way out, but when have we ever let you down?

Tags cephalopods, sugar-free haribo, fake kidnappings, assless solutions, nervous breakdowns, a series of brutal murders, innumeracy
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