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"It's like the Avengers, but they keep saying "bum trouble"." - A fan.

We Will Fix You takes your problems and fixes them with the magical power of Google and cheap red wine.

Episode 113: Back, Baby (Ribs)

June 15, 2022

We’re back, and we’re here to help! This time, with our fixee wants help to lose weight without stripping all of the joy from their life. Can we help? Well, it’s been a while, but we’re oiled up and we’re fixing to fix.

Tags the woods, naval masturbatory entrepreneurship, back baby, weight loss, food, the fear

Episode 18: Recipes for the Clinically Depressed

March 13, 2017

A constitutional crisis finds us temporarily able to solve Lucy's problem. How do you nourish yourself in the depths of depression? What can you cook without any will to do anything? In this roundtable special, we find out.

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Tags depression, food, ramen

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