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"It's like the Avengers, but they keep saying "bum trouble"." - A fan.

We Will Fix You takes your problems and fixes them with the magical power of Google and cheap red wine.

Episode 9: My Iron Lung

January 16, 2017

It's hard when you're in an iron lung and desperate for amusement, conversation, or base, vulgar, carnal relief. Thankfully our raw empathy and insight lets us put ourselves in your hospital booties to come up with some pretty compelling solutions. We Will Fix You.

Tags Cojones, Flamethrower Wounds, Hospital Pudding, Iron Lung, Masturbation, Organ Harvesting, Pylones

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