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"It's like the Avengers, but they keep saying "bum trouble"." - A fan.

We Will Fix You takes your problems and fixes them with the magical power of Google and cheap red wine.

Episode 74: Start me up

July 23, 2018

Our questioner today has a problem getting started. With anything. But in particular with their cushy, and notionally self-starting job.

How can they be more motivated at work?

We'll tell you how...

Tags motivation, Rescuing your artisanal cheese vendor, Getting fired, Not getting fired, Dopamine

Episode 71: Everybody get up

June 18, 2018

Do you struggle to get up in the mornings? To haul your scarcely-animated cadaver out from under the eiderdown, becoming vertical and mobile long enough to participate in the indignities of modern capitalism?

Are you just a bit groggy of a morn?

Our questioner is. Here's how we fixed it...

Tags Stimulants, motivation, accountability, cheerful psychopaths, Everybody has sleep apnea, World of Warcraft

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