Episode 73: Afternoon delight

Our questioner this week struggles with the asymmetric horn. Not some kooky-but-truculent species of goat. If only t'were so simple.

No, they are vexed by a relationship mismatch of morning and evening friskiness.

Can we help? Why of course...

(Apologies for some auditory oddities on this week's episode. We think it's just lost souls howling through the galvanic ether, but it could also have been Roger's dodgy WiFi)