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Episode 65: Eight Line Poem

April 16, 2018

What if poetry, but bad? This is the problem facing this week's asker, who is faced with reading terrible poetry at a loved one's funeral. How to get out of this heady combo of bad art and awkward social issues? Of course, we will fix it.

Tags funerals, poetry, homemade surgical tools, William McGonagall
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