Our questioner has had a tough time in employment, with bullying and redundancy, and now struggles to overcome the trauma of this and look for a new job. Can we help? Sort of. Fewer gags than usual. We even edited out one about a greasy horse, it was tonally "off". But we'll whisper it to you if you ask politely.
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