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FANTASTIC FIGHTS

Episode 21 - Trial of Champions

January 9, 2022

It’s a massive episode to start off 2022 as HJDoom takes on the new and improved Deathtrap Dungeon in 1986’s Trial of Champions. This book also sees the welcome return of Ian Livingstone to the franchise, having not penned a gamebook since Temple of Terror. Baron Sukumvit’s eviller sibling Carnuss is determined to find a worthy challenger to beat his brother’s monstrous creation no matter how many people he has to kill along the way. To even get the chance to face the dungeon you must first face the Arena of Death. Will our hero triumph? Just how long is he prepared to talk about the minutiae of gamebook design? Find out by listening along.


Fantastic Fights is only possible thanks to the generous souls who support me on patreon. Everyone who supports me gets a copy of my own adventure gamebook, House of the Unquiet Dead, as well as whatever other gaming nonsense I end up writing in 2022. Pledge as little as one UK pound here: www.patreon.com/hjdoom

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Tags trial of champions, deathtrap dungeon, fighting fantasy, sukumvit, fang, puffin books, retro, nostalgia, 1980s, steve jackson, ian livingstone, adventure game books, gamebooks

Episode 20 - Sword of the Samurai

December 15, 2021

What looks like medieval Japan, sounds like medieval Japan, but technically isn’t medieval Japan? Sword of the Samurai, that’s what. Set on the mythical land of Hachiman which just so happens to be functionally identical to Japan this Fighting Fantasy book has you set out to find a magic sword on behalf of the Shogu##n. There are many pitfalls along the way so why not have a listen to enjoy a few of them?

There’s also an update on my very own adventure gamebook which is now complete. It’ll be going out to my patrons at Christmas. You can join that august assembly by going to www.patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little as a single English pound or local equivalent to support this podcast.

Sword of the Samurai was written by Mark Smith and Jamie Thomson with illustrations by Alan Langford. It was released i n 1986 by Puffin Books and the cover art was by Peter Andew Jones.

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Tags fighting fantasy, rpg, steve jackson, ian livingstone, sword of the samurai, podcast, actual play, mark smith, jamie thomson, alan langford, peter andrew jones, puffin books, titan, allansia, khul

Bonus Episode - Flight From the Dark

November 23, 2021

This episode is very excting for me as I delve into a series that I don't know as well as I would like, the Lone Wolf series by Joe Dever and Gary Chalk. Literally several people have asked me when I'll get around to covering these books and, for them, the wait is over. If you like what you hear then consider supporting the podcast at www.patreon.com/hjdoom. All my patrons will be receiving an adventure gamebook at Christmas penned by my own fair hand.

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Tags adventure gamebooks, adventure game books, joe dever, gary chalk, lone wolf, flight from the dark, podcast, fighting fantasy, sparrow books, roleplaying, role playing, nostalgia, 1980s, retro, project aon
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Episode 19 - Demons of the Deep

November 8, 2021

Things take a soggy turn as HJDoom bravely dives into an undersea Fighting Fantasy book written by the American rather than the British Steve Jackson. His last book for Fighting Fantasy was more interesting than good so can he manage to nail the tone on his sophomore outing? Listen in to find out. Demons of the Deep was published in 1986 by Puffin Books with internal art by Bob Harvey and a cover illustration by Les Edwards. I also provide an update on the adventure game book I’m writing which will be sent out to my patrons at Christmas. You can join their ranks by going to www.patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little as 1 English pound.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, steve jackson, Ian Livingstone, adventure gamebooks, nostalgia, roleplaying, 1980s, les edwards, bob harvey, fantasy
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Episode 18 - Rebel Planet

October 8, 2021

Rebel Planet by Robin Waterfield is another attempt to tackle a science fiction setting. That's not been something with a storied history in Fighting Fantasy but perhaps a fresh pen will lead to a better outcome than previous attempts. It's got all the pieces, an evil alien empire, a desperate race against time, spy stuff, laser swords, and more but can the author assemble them into a satisfying jigsaw? Rebel Planet was published by Puffin books in 1985 with illustrations by Gary Mayes and cover art by Alan Craddock. If you're enjoying my nonsense and want an adventure gamebook penned by my own fair hand then you can do so by going to patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little as a single English pound.

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Tags fighting fantasy, science fiction, scifi, Ian Livingstone, steve jackson, robin waterfield, alan craddock, gary mayes, retro, nostalgia, adventure gamebooks, ad, podcast, rpg, roleplaying, hjdoom

Bonus Episode - Steeleye And the Lost Magic

September 27, 2021

It’s bonus episode time again as HJDoom tries an adventure gamebook where finding the correct solution could have won you a holiday to a Disney theme park. Steeleye and the Lost Magic is weird combination of choose your own adventure and crossword puzzle as you fumble around a surreally fantastic world in search of the clues that will unlock the secrets of the magic which can save a mystical valley. Will our intrepid hero manage to solve puzzles aimed at the under 12s or will this be yet another humiliation for a grown who is already spending his free time embarassing himself in public? This episode was made possible by my generous supporters at patreon.com/hjdoom.

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Tags adventure gamebooks, steeleye and the lost magic, jason kingsley, roger hurt, jon davis, ladybird books, ladybird, disneyworld, 1980s, nostalgia, retro
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Episode 17 - Appointment with F.E.A.R.

September 8, 2021

New ground broken yet again in the Fighting Fantasy series as we don our very silliest clothes and commit a variety of crimes against people and property with the enthusiastic support of the local police department. HJDoom plays through this classic Fighting Fantasy book with a distinct lack of enthusiasm for the basic premise. Will he succeed despite his disdain for superheros as a cultural phenomenon? Listen along to find out. There’s also some exciting patron news about a forthcoming project.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, podcast, steve jackson, advenure game book, gamebook, retro, RPG, nerd, geek, roleplaying, puffin books
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Episode 16 - Seas of Blood

August 9, 2021

Hot on the heels of our last bonus episode comes this playthrough of the pirate themed adventure gamebook Seas of Blood by Andrew Chapman. Join HJDoom for a desperate race against the clock and also another pirate as we rob and pillage our way round the Inland Sea. Ships will fight ships! Ships will fight monsters! Excitement and adventure of all kinds will be had! With plenty of new systems to chew on there’s a lot going on in this adventure gamebook but will our less than intrepid hero by crowned King of the Pirates? Listen along to find out.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, andrew chapman, steve jackson, Ian Livingstone, puffin books, advenure game book, adventure game books, nostalgia, RPG, retro, seas of blood
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Bonus Episode - The Curse of Frankenstein

July 30, 2021

It’s another bonus episode featuring the work of JH Brennan, author of the Grailquest book we covered in our last bonus episode. This time he’s taking on gothic horror in the form of an ambitious adventure gamebook that you can play either as Baron Frankenstein or his monstrous creation. There’s big ideas everywhere in this one but can he manage to stick the landing and maintain an appropriately gothic tone? Find out by listening! Special thanks to a new patron, Saul Alexander. You can be like him by going to patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little as a single english pound.

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In podcast Tags jh brennan, advenure game book, RPG, retro, nostalgia, 1980s, fighting fantasy, armada books, frankenstein, horror, humour
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Episode 15 - The Rings of Kether

July 9, 2021

Worry abounds as episode 15 takes us into space, the natural home of terrible Fighting Fantasy books. Worse still this book is by Andrew Chapman who penned the surreally awful Space Assassin. Will this be the book that proves Fighting Fantasy in space can work? The answer is basically yes! But don’t just read this, listen to the episde too or I’ve wasted even more of my life than usual.

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Tags rings of kether, fighting fantasy, steve jackson, ian livingstone, andrew chapman, fantasy, rpg, advenure game book, puffin, nostalgia, retro, 1980s
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Episode 14 - Temple of Terror

June 9, 2021

Join HJDoom for a playthrough of Fighting Fantasy book 14 and take a journey across desert sands to the mysterious abandoned city of Vatos. Sandworms! Nomads! Undead Assassins! Temple of Terror has it all and almost all of them want to kill you. Will our dauntless hero take a brief citybreak in Port Blacksand on the way? Find out by listening.

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Tags fighting fantasy, Ian Livingstone, puffin books, adventure gamebooks, advenure game book, Allansia, temple of terror, RPG, roleplaying, solo adventure, nostalgia, 1980s
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Bonus Episode - Grail Quest 2: Den of Dragons

May 26, 2021

Another bonus episode is here! What joy. This time we’re taking a turn through Den of Dragons, the second book in the Grail Quest sequence by prolific UK author JH Brennan. A deadly Brass Dragon is menacing Avalon and King Arthur has told Merlin to tell you to embark on a dangerous quest to destroy the fell beast. Armed with a talking sword (actually pretty quiet) and a whole bunch of spells we’ll be taking on the role of Pip, the pleasingly gender neutral protagonist, and trying our best not to be get killed immediately on leaving home. If you’d like to help fund more bonus episodes then you can do so by going to patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little as a single pound.

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Tags armada books, jh brennan, adventure gamebooks, roleplaying, grail quest, barmy jeffers, 1980s, retro, nostalgia, mid life crisis, pip, den of dragons
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Episode 13 - Freeway Fighter

May 8, 2021

Episode 13 sees another attempt to create a science fiction Fighting Fantasy book that isn’t rubbish. This time it’s all gone a bit Mad Max as Ian Livingstone takes us on a gritty journey into a post-apocalyptic landscape where the collapse of civilisation has failed to impact on private car ownership. Gaffa tape some nerf guns to your Lexus because it’s time to take on some weirdly dressed thugs in a Volvo in Freeway Fighter.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, playthrough, puffin books, RPG, advenure game book, adventure gamebooks, Ian Livingstone, podcast, roleplaying, retro, 1980s
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Episode 12 - Space Assassin

April 7, 2021

We're off to Space! But not to actually assassinate anyone. Brace yourselves because this one gets very strange indeed and pushes your host to the limits of his tolerance for old adventure gamebooks. Space Assassin was written by Andrew Chapman with internal art by Geoffrey Senior. Listen to the end for some insights into the somewhat strange origin story of this quirky and unique entry in the Fighting Fantasy canon.

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Bonus Episode - Sagard the Barbarian: The Green Hydra

March 24, 2021

It’s bonus episode time again and this time we’ve got a chance to play through a gamebook co-written by Dungeons and Dragons legend Gary Gygax and 80s cartoon writer Flint Dille. Will our muscle bound hereo overcome the odds and bring home a reasonable sum of money for his tribe? Listen along to find out. This episode is only possible thanks to the generosity of the people who support me on patreon. Join that august body of heroes by going to patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little as a single English pound to support the podcast.

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Tags gamebook, dungeons and dragons, sagard, hero's quest, gary gygax, flint dille, rpg, fantasy, fighting fantasy, barbarian, green hydra
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Episode 11 - Talisman of Death

March 7, 2021

We’re back in fantasy territory with episode 11 of Fantastic Fights but it isn’t quite business as usual as we’re taking a tour of a new fantasy world, that of Orb, created by Matt Smith and Jamie Thomson, best known for the excellent Way of the Tiger gamebook sequence. Will it live up to the best that Steve Jackson and Ian Livingstone have to offer? We’ll find out and also find the limits of my ability to pronounce made up words. If you’d like to support my efforts to play through every Fighting Fantasy book then you can do so by going to patreon.com/hjdoom. Anything you can spare is hugely appreciated.

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Tags fighting fantasy, ian livingstone, steve jackson, matt smith, jamie thomson, orb, way of the tiger, gamebook, gamebooks, adventure gamebooks, 2d6, rpg, retro, nostalgia, puffin books
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Episode 10 - House of Hell

February 8, 2021

Join HJDoom for a spooktacular journey into the insane rabbit warrens of Earl Drumer’s crumbling family home, a home that is rammed to the gills with all manner of occult shennanigans. This episode marks the first Fighting Fantasy book to tackle horror head on and it’s a straight up classic. Vampires, ghosts, lots and lots of zombies. The House of Hell has it all. If you’d like to help me make more adventure gamebook content then you can support me on patreon at www.patreon.com/hjdoom. Happy listening.

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Tags fighting fantasy, puffin books, steve jackson, rpg, adventure game books, adventure gamebooks, game books, horror, house of hell, ian miller
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Bonus Episode - He-Man and the Memory Stone

January 23, 2021

Nostalgia levels are at critical here at Fantastic Fights as I tackle a game book based on He-Man, the first thing I can remember truly loving. This game book was published in the UK by the legendary children’s publisher Ladybird which adds a second layer of nostalgia to the mix. Will this be a lazy cash in or is there more to this than book than you might expect? Listen along to find out.

These bonus episodes are made possible by the kind generosity of my patrons. If you want to chuck me a couple of coins to ensure these bonus episodes keep coming then you can do so at patreon.com/hjdoom.

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Tags advenure game book, he-man, he-man and the memory stone, skeletor, rpg, ladybird books, 1980s
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Episode 9b - Caverns of the Snow Witch 2

January 7, 2021

We’re back! 2021 kicks of with a second jaunt into the brutal dungeons of the Snow Witch. This episode will only really make sense if you’ve already listened to the first part in which I died very early in the playthrough. This second part continues to bring the pain but will we be able to overcome one of Ian Livingstone’s most misanthropic gamebooks? Listen along to find out.

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Episode 9 - Caverns of the Snow Witch

December 8, 2020

Join your ever optimistic host HJDoom as he embarks on a freezing journey through some of the most inhospitable terrain yet featured on Fantastic Fights. Mammoths, Frost Giants, and surly dwarves abound in this deadly quest to defeat the abominable yeti and plunge into the mysterious lair of the even more mysterious snow witch. Will our hero make it out alive? What is the best flavour of crisps to eat when you’re nearly dead? Some of these questions may possibly be answered as you listen along.

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Tags fighting fantasy, ian livingstone, caverns of the snow witch, podcast, playthrough, advenure game book, roleplaying
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