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Bonus Episode - Doctor Who: The Search for the Doctor

May 15, 2023

It’s TARDIS time again on Fantastic Fights as HJDoom plays through the 1986 Make Your Own Adventure gamebook The Search for the Doctor by David Martin with art by Gail Bennett. It’s a strange and incoherent little book with plenty of authentic Doctor Who touches but can a screen writer successfully turn his hand to game design? Listen along to find out.


If you’d like to support the show you can do so by going to www.patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little as a single English pound. I’m in the process of writing a new gamebook and documenting it in a series of patreon posts so there’s a little added bonus in addition to the gamebooks and roleplaying games I’ve already created exclusively for my patron.

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In podcast Tags doctor who, k9, david martin, 1980s, gamebooks, advenure game book, omega, drax, gail bennett, rpg, retro, nostalgia
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Episode 35 - Daggers of Darkness

April 27, 2023

It’s a bumper sized episode of Fantastic Fights as HJDoom tackles Daggers of Darkness, the third book from Star Strider and Chasms of Malice scribe Luke Sharp. Neither of those books exactly tickled the fancy but perhaps third time is the charm. Listen along to find out. Daggers of Darkness features illustrations by a very young Martin McKenna and a cover art by Les Edwards. It was released by Puffin books in 1988.


If you’re enjoying the podcast and feel like chipping in a few quid you can do so by going to www.patreon.com/hjdoom and receive both gratitude and a bunch of gaming material in return.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, luke sharp, chasms of malice, star strider, steve jackson, ian livingstone, fantasy, gamebooks, retro, nostalgia, gaming, rpg, khul, kazan, martin mckenna, les edwards, advenure game book, adventure gamebook, adventure game books, adventure game book, roleplaying, role playing

Bonus Episode - Destiny Quest: The Legion of Shadow

April 20, 2023

We’re back for a positively brobdingnagian bonus episode as HJDoom tackles Destiny Quest: The Legion of Shadow by Michael J Ward. This 800 page epic takes the player on a grand quest filled with deadly monsters, a host of special skills and loot, loot, loot! 


This episode also celebrates the release of my new RPG Crown of Crimson, a game of deranged cultists seeking martyrdom in a fantasy empire. You can secure your own copy by going to www.patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little a single English pound or local equivalent.

In podcast Tags destiny quest, michael j ward, legion of shadow, adventure gamebooks, adventure game books, gamebooks, rpg, roleplaying, nostalgia, fighting fantasy

Episode 34 - Stealer of Souls

March 26, 2023

After the last short but sweet bonus episode this one is a bit of a monster. HJDoom bravely takes on the latest challenge in the Fighting Fantasy series, Stealer of Souls by Keith Martin with illustrations by Russ Nicholson. There’s plenty of excitement to be had and could this be the first book in the series which will see the adventure actually be completed? Listen along to find out.


If you fancy tipping a few quid to support this kind of thing you can do so at www.patreon.com/hjdoom. Any and all support is greatly appreciated.

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In podcast Tags keith martin, david gallagher, Ian Livingstone, Steve Jackson, Russ Nicholson, fantastic fights, fighting fantasy, gaming, adventure gamebook, adventure gamebooks, rpg, retro, nostalgia, 1980s, 80s, Allansia, stealer of souls
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Bonus Episode - Planets in Peril

March 7, 2023

It’s another bonus episode for Fantastic Fights and this time we’re exploring outer space once again as part of my ongoing quest to find a really good spaceships and lasers gamebook. Will we become a brave space ace or suffer the ignominy of death at the hands of a book aimed at the under 12s? Listen along to find out. Star Challenge: Planets in Peril was written by Christopher Black and illustrated by Maelo Cintron. The cover art is by Colin Sullivan. It was published in 1984 by Knight Books.

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In podcast Tags star challenge, christopher black, colin sullivan, maelo cintron, knight books, adventure gamebook, adventure game book, adventure gamebooks, adventure game books, planets in peril, choose your own adventure, spaceships, lasers, space ace, retro, nostalgia, science fiction, scifi, gaming, rpg

Episode 33 - Sky Lord

February 20, 2023

It’s a bittersweet episode of Fantastic Fights as we bid farewell to the science fiction strand of the series with book 33 Sky Lord by Martin Allen with illustrations by Tim Sell and cover art by Les Edwards. Will this be the book to break the curse that seemingly hangs over science fiction in the Fighting Fantasy canon or will it go out the same way that it came in? Listen along with HJDoom to find out.

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In podcast Tags martin allen, sky lord, fighting fantasy, les edwards, tim sell, ian livingstone, steve jackson, fighting fatnasy, sci fi, scifi, retro, nostalgia, rpg, gaming, adventure gamebooks, adventure game books, adventure game book, roleplaying, fantasy gaming
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Bonus Episode - Peril From the Stars

February 13, 2023

It’s another bonus episode brought to you by the generosity of my backers over on www.patreon.com/hjdoom. This episode we’re taking a look at one of the most resilient toy lines of the 1980s, the ever popular Transformers. These robotic sneaks were a big part of my childhood but how well will they adapt into the format of the adventure gamebook? Peril From the Stars was written by gaming legend Dave Morris with illustrations by the dependable Bob Harvey and published by Corgi books in 1985.

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In podcast Tags transformers, 1980s, dave morris, corgi, hasbro, jazz, starscream, dinobots, laserbeak, ravage, disneyland, adventure gamebook, adventure game book, retro, nostalgia, robots in disguise, peril from the stars, dinobot war, grimlock, slag, sludge, swoop, snarl, rpg, gaming, scifi
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Episode 32 - Slaves of the Abyss

January 24, 2023

It’s our first proper episode of 2023 and HJDoom is tackling book 32 in the Fighting Fantasy series which is Slaves of the Abyss by Paul Mason and Steve Williams with illustrations by Bob Harvey and cover art by Terry Oakes. Things start off with some fairly hackneyed kingdom in peril stuff but things rapidly get quite a bit stranger as the book progresses. Featuring a time mechanic and an extremely aggravating cameo from the Riddling Reaver that we happily avoid in the playthrough portion this book certainly has an uneven tone but is it any good? Listen along to find out.


If you’d like to support my nonsense financially you can do so by going to www.patreon.com/hjdoom and, along with my undying gratitude, you can score yourself some sweet gamebooks and RPGs what I done wrote. 

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In podcast Tags bob harvey, terry oakes, paul mason, steve williams, ian livingstone, steve jackson, fighting fatnasy, gamebook, titan, allansia, khul, 1980s, retro, roleplaying, gaming, fantasy, puffin books, slaves of the abyss, adventure game book, adventure gamebook, rpg, nostalgia, nerd
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Bonus Episode - Tunnels of Fear

January 7, 2023

We’re kicking off 2023 with a bonus episode featuring Tunnels of Fear by Stephen Thraves with art by Terry Oakes. This was one of two fantasy gamebooks published by Hodder and Stoughton in the early 90s (along with a whole host of licensed gamebooks featuring characters like Asterix, The Famous Five, and Biggles). It originally came with a whole bunch of cardboard and plastic peripherals and a special pair of dice. My copy lacks one peripheral and both dice. Will this affect the success of this mission into a haunted mine? Yes. Yes it will.

Also this month saw the release of a brand new zine called Sites Unzine featuring an experimental RPG by HJDoom. My lovely patrons at www.patreon.com/hjdoom have already had a copy of this game but if you’d like to support independent creators then you can take a look at issue one here: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/420480/SITES-UNZINE-ISSUE-1 

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In podcast Tags rpg, zines, fantastic fights, fantasy gaming, hodder and stoughton, stephen thraves, terry oakes, weird dice, gamebook, adventure game book, adventure game books, nostalgia, retro
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Episode 31 - Battleblade Warrior

December 23, 2022

Well, here we are at the end of 2023 and there’s just time for one more episode of Fantastic Fights featuring Battleblade Warrior by Marc Gascoigne with art by Alan Langford. A city under siege from the evil lizardmen empire and a desperate race against time to find a magic weapon that can end the war. Battleblade Warrior features battlefields, jungles, mountains, and of course lots and lots of lizards. Sadly the quest falls to one HJDoom to complete and as regular listeners will know that’s rarely likely to end in triumph. Please note that I was recovering from a seasonal cold when I recorded this and that my voice is not normally quite that husky.


This episode also features some new patrons and a small, but hopefully exciting update to the schedule in 2023. If you’d like to get some sweet bonus material and support the making of this podcast you can do so by going to www.patreon.com/hjdoom.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, battleblade warrior, marc gascoigne, david gallagher, alan langford, puffin, rpg, adventure gamebooks, gamebooks, gamebook, allansia, lizardmen, island of the lizard king, ian jackson, steve jackson, Ian Livingstone, retro, 1980s, nostalgia, roleplaying, fantastic fights
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Bonus Episode - Escape from Castle Ravenloft

December 13, 2022

It’s almost Christmas and what could be more festive than trying to escape from a vampire’s castle? In this bonus episode we see the return of the Endless Quest series, the Dungeons and Dragons spin off product intended to act as an introduction to the franchise for younger readers. The last one we covered was very poor indeed but Dungeons and Dragons has changed a lot since the mid 80s and maybe, just maybe Wizards of the Coast can rectify the mistakes made by the earlier series. Listen along to find out!

These bonus epiosdes are only possible because of the support I receive on patreon. I’m grateful to all my patrons, this wouldn’t happen without them. If you’d like to tip me a quid or so a month you can do so at www.patreon.com/hjdoom.

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In podcast Tags fantastic fights, fantasy gaming, dungeons and dragons, matt forbeck, TSR, wizards of the coast, Endless quest, nostalgia, retro, gaming, adventure gamebooks, choose your own adventure, cleric, strahd, ravenloft, roleplaying
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Episode 30 - Chasms of Malice

November 25, 2022

We’ve hit book 30 and this episode is very much a game of two halves. The playthrough of Chasms of Malice went very smoothly but the analysis of the book took me forever. Regardless, here it is, my playthrough and review of Luke Sharp’s Chasms of Malice. It was illustrated by the great Russ Nicholson with cover art by Les Edwards. It was released by Puffin Books in 1988.

If you enjoy my nonsense then please consider supporting me either by leaving a review on your podcast provider or, if you’ve cash to spare, by going to patreon.com/hjdoom. All patrons receive a whole parcel of gaming stuff including my brand new adventure game book Rats in the Cellar.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, chasms of malice, hjdoom, puffin books, steve jackson, ian livingstone, les edwards, Russ Nicholson, khul, titan, rpg, fantasy, gaming, adventure gamebooks, game books, roleplaying, fantastic fights
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Episode 29 - Midnight Rogue

October 20, 2022

Midnight Rogue, book 29 in the Fighting Fantasy series, finally takes on the classic fantasy gaming archetype of the thief. Ever since Bilbo Baggins half-inched a fancy geegaw from under the nose of a psychotic dragon gamers have dreamed of purloining shiny things without legal consequence. An added bonus; this gamebook takes you back to Port Blacksand, one of the great fantasy city and the perfect backdrop for a spot of larceny. In this episode HJDoom plays through the 1987 gamebook by Graeme Davis with art by John Sibbick and offers some thoughts about what was good and what could have done with improvement.


You can support my nonsense here: www.patreon.com/hjdoom. Patrons get my heartfelt gratitude and a parcel of gaming stuff with a brand new gamebook just around the corner.

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In podcast Tags gamebooks, gamebook, advenure game book, Ian Livingstone, Steve Jackson, fighting fantasy, fantastic fights, rpg, thievery, thieves guild, midnight rogue, fantasy, port blacksand, allansia, titan, podcast
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Episode 28 - Phantoms of Fear

September 24, 2022

This episode we’re playing Phantoms of Fear by Robin Waterfield with illustrations by the amazing Ian Miller. This is one of the more ambitious Fighting Fantasy books we’ve seen as you play an elf warrior shaman capable of existing in both the physical and dream worlds. An awful menace has arisen, as they do with astonishing frequency in Fighting Fantasy books, and it’s up to you to track through an increasingly surreal forest to enter the even more surreal lair of the demon prince Ishtra. Thrills, spills, and a lot of strange imagery await within the depths of Affen Forest. I had a lot of fun with this one.


If you’re enjoying this podcast why not leave a little review or rating on your podcast provider of choice. That would really help me out.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, phantoms of fear, ian miller, ian livingstone, steve jackson, puffin books, robin waterfield, fantasy, gaming, rpg, adventure game book, adventure gamebooks, gamebooks, gamebook, RPG, fiction, hjdoom
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Bonus Episode - Falcon 1: The Renegade Lord

September 8, 2022

Note that the playthrough portion of this episode sounds like it was recorded in a tin bath. I’ve no idea what went wrong but if you want to skip it then the review portion of the podcast starts at 56:50.

The past isn’t what it used to be in this episode as we take a trip into the past as seen from the distant future. In 3033 time travel is a recent invention and five self-important LORDS OF TIME hold sway over the technology. The problem is that there appears to be no actual oversight and one of them has gone rogue. The only mechanism for dealing with that is a spot of murder and our valiant hero has been tasked with working out which bigwig has lost it and administering a spot of frontier justice. Falcon 1: The Renegade Lord was released in 1987 and was written by Jamie Thompson and Mark Smith, authors of several Fighting Fantasy books and the Way of the Tiger series.


Support this nonsense and receive various rewards at www.patreon.com/hjdoom

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In podcast Tags fantastic fights, hjdoom, sphere books, jamie thomson, mark smith, falcon series, falcon 1: the renegade lord, renegade lord, time lords, time travel, scien, advenure game book, adventure gamebooks, gamebook, RPG, retro, nostalgia, gaming
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Episode 27 - Star Strider

August 20, 2022

Episode 27 of Fantastic Fights finds us back in science fiction territory with Star Strider. As a rogue tracer our hero is tasked with roguishly tracing a kidnapped politician on a future Earth that has become considerably weirder than our present day. Will the rogue tracer be able to dodge deadly androids and some brutally random dice based challenges and escape to save the galaxy from the wily Gromulans? Listen along to find out.


If you like this podcast why not leave a review or a rating on your podcast provider of choice? It really helps other people discover the podcast and that makes me feel less like I’m screaming gibberish in a vast empty room.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, luke sharp, gary mayes, ian livingstone, steve jackson, puffin books, advenure game book, adventure gamebooks, gamebook, gaming, science fiction, sci, space, rpg, retro, nostalgia, hjdoom, 1987, r, roleplaying
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Bonus Episode - Sagas of the Demonspawn Book One: Fire*Wolf

July 7, 2022

It’s time for another bonus episode brought to you by the generosity of my patrons over at patreon.com/hjdoom. This time we’re playing Sagas of the Demonspawn Book One: Fire*Wolf written by the tireless JH Brennan. We’ve tangled with this creator before, he’s the author of the well regarded Grailquest series and a very, very odd riff on the story of Frankenstein. Where does this land in terms of his incredibly variable quality? Listen along with an increasingly confused HJDoom to find out.

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In podcast Tags fire*wolf, sagas of the demonspawn, fontana books, jh brennan, Herbie Brennan, gamebooks, retro, nostalgia, RPG, adventure gamebooks, fantasy gaming, fantasy, fantastic fights, fighting fantasy
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Episode 24 - Creature of Havoc (Part Two)

May 25, 2022

HJDoom is back with the second part of Creature of Havoc, the seminal Fighting Fantasy book by Steve Jackdon. Our bumbling and monstrous hero has successfully traversed the dungeons of Zharradan Marr and made its way out into the big wide world. What happens next? Listen in to find out. There’s also a mildly exciting announcement of a new patreon reward, and the even more mildly exciting announcement that I have a new EP out. It’s 4 tracks of dungeon synth recorded on a digital version of a cheap 1980s Casio synth. It’s free to download and you can find it at https://malesperi.bandcamp.com/album/where-graves-are-empty

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Episode 24 - Creature of Havoc (Part One)

April 25, 2022

Creature of Havoc looms large in the canon of Fighting Fantasy gamebooks. It’s often considered as the single best book in the whole run. Join HJDoom as he plays through the opening half and tries to keep a clear head in the face of a book throwing all manner of different things into the mix. The more observant among you will also have noticed that this is labelled part 1. That’s because this is a book so expansive that only a second episode can possibly contain the awesome totality of this tome. I’ll be aiming to record the second episode sooner rather than later but I’m also in the middle of deadline hell there may be some delay. Regardless Steve Jackson has delivered something truly special with this one and Alan Langford’s clean art makes a fantastic contrast to the obtuseness of the text.


If you’d like to support my nonsense you can do so by going to patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little as a thin English pound (or local equivalent).

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In podcast Tags hjdoom, fighting fantasy, fantastic fights, ad, g, gamebook, gaming, rpg, retro, 1980s, steve jackson, ian livingstone, puffin books, titan, allansia

Episode 19 - Demons of the Deep

November 8, 2021

Things take a soggy turn as HJDoom bravely dives into an undersea Fighting Fantasy book written by the American rather than the British Steve Jackson. His last book for Fighting Fantasy was more interesting than good so can he manage to nail the tone on his sophomore outing? Listen in to find out. Demons of the Deep was published in 1986 by Puffin Books with internal art by Bob Harvey and a cover illustration by Les Edwards. I also provide an update on the adventure game book I’m writing which will be sent out to my patrons at Christmas. You can join their ranks by going to www.patreon.com/hjdoom and pledging as little as 1 English pound.

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In podcast Tags fighting fantasy, steve jackson, Ian Livingstone, adventure gamebooks, nostalgia, roleplaying, 1980s, les edwards, bob harvey, fantasy
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