Or pornographic comics, if you're nasty. We take a broad overview of smutty books, try not to say anything too awful about Sonic The Hedgehog fan art, and rate various pornoglyphs on "wankability". Or Roger does. He's very forward. Goes without saying that there are some bad swears in this one.

We read (in case you're slow, just don't click these at work):

• Starfighter - Hamletmachine
• Sensitive Pornograph - Ashika Sakura
• Smut Peddler - Various
• The Wicked and the Divine - Kieron Gillen, Jamie McKelvie, Matt Wilson
• Resident Alien - Peter Hogan and Steve Parkhouse
• Valentines/Fawn - Jess Fink
• Chester 5000 XYV - Jess Fink
• Oh Joy Sex Toy - Erika Moen
• Co-Eds, Snow Sluts - “Man”
• Sing No Evil - JP Ahonen and KP Alare
• Hawkeye - Matt Fraction and David Aja

We also ate a lot of Starburst, and retained our youthful appearance by never referring to them as Opal Fruits.